Rain falls sideways in Wellington

It is raining heavily in Wellington, what is usually called a torrential rain. As I sit in my apartment and look at the falling rain, it occurred to me that the rain is falling sideways. It reminded me of a friend who once said that ‘Rain falls sideways in Wellington!‘.
I have just started contracting in Wellington, and I am still getting used to the cold and always windy weather. For me being new to this city, I find it quite amusing as I see different attributes of this city as each day passes. I sincerely have to agree that on a beautiful sunny day, Wellington is the place to be.
So me being a geek and nothing to do today, I thought I write up a pun-algorithm to detect Wellington. Thus the pun intended code below!
//Alert: this code has not been tested, use at your own risk, lolz
If [Country.isNewZealand]
// a simple approach
if [weather.isWindy]
shout ('Wellington')
endif
//complex approach
if [weather.isRaining && rain.fallingDirection is 'Sideways']
shout('Wellington')
endif
//checking for auckland
if(city.ICanSeeSkyTower)
shout('Auckland')
endif
endif
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